Mom Song

I'm sure most of you have seen the following video, but in case you haven't, I thought I'd share:


Since Wendy is just 2, there are many things in that song that I don't say...yet. But here's what I DO say. Over and over. And over. Every day. Ad infinitum.

• No jumping on the chair.
• No climbing on the chair.
• Chairs are for sitting.
• No jumping on the couch.
• No climbing on the couch.
• The couch is for sitting.
• Look at Mommy.
• Do NOT smack Mommy!
• Come here! I said, come here!
• Do NOT make that sound. (referring to her supersonic shriek.)
• Give it to Mommy.
• Put that down.
• Put that down, NOW.
• Stop kicking.
• It's time for night-night. No play.
• Are you my sweetie?
• WHAT do you have in your hair?? (Usu. cereal, ketchup, PB, or snot.)
• Mommy loves her Wendy.
• Do you need tickled??

I'm sure there are several other things I say a lot, but this list is pretty representative. As I look over it, I'm overwhelmed by how negative it is! I'll have to work on that!