Recipe for Self-Esteem Boost

Grungie clothes
Kneeling pad (or old towel)

Bucket

Scrub brush

Rag

Warm water

All-purpose cleaner

Filthy kitchen floor

Apply grungie clothes to self. Place kneeling pad on kitchen floor; set aside. In a standard kitchen sink, place bucket and fill with warm water laced with a generous dollop of all-purpose cleaner. Toss in rag and scrub brush. While carefully kneeling on kneeling pad, vigorously scrub filthy kitchen floor with rag, using scrub brush as needed. Rinse rag and scrub brush. Repeat as needed, until filthy kitchen floor becomes sparkling.

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